Daily Conversations

Most of my daily conversation is with my 1 year old::


Madison, don't touch that.
Madison, don't eat that.
Madison, don't eat that you just got it out of the garbage.
Madison, get out of the garbage.
No honey, I don't want to lick your hands, they were just in the garbage.
What are you eating?
Where did you get that?
No honey, you're not done.
That's right, no no no no no.
Honey, please get your face out of the cat's butt.
Madison, the kitty is sleeping. I'm sure she would appreciate it if you would remove your face from her ribs.